Kreitzman And Kreitzman Quotes & Sayings

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH! — Ozzy Osbourne

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News. — Jay Leno

I like a gooey cookie. — Trisha Yearwood

The motions of Grace, the hardness of heart; external circumstances. — Blaise Pascal

Sexuality, and sexual orientation - regardless of orientation - is just natural. An act of sex is one of the most human things. — Hozier

If wishes were horses," she murmured, "beggars would ride. — Jennifer Haymore

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. — Johnny Carson

With an earnestness that would be laughable in a person who wasn't from Wisconsin. — Jennifer Egan

Optimism is an alienated form of faith, pessimism an alienated form of despair. — Erich Fromm

Look how the floor of heaven is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold! — William Shakespeare

I never watch my own films. — Bill Nighy

What is called an acute knowledge of human nature is mostly nothing but the observer's own weaknesses reflected back from others. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Whenever we approve, we can find a hundred good reasons to justify our approbation. Whenever we dislike, we can find a thousand to justify our dislike. — Samuel Richardson

People thought I was a charlatan and a nut. The doctors were against me
they said that working out with weights would give people heart attacks and they would lose their sex drive. — Jack LaLanne