Kragen Oreilly Auto Quotes & Sayings

I didn't even know he knew any mellow shit. Dear gods ... is he ill? (Urian)
I don't know. In nine thousand years, I've never seen him like this before. (Alexion)
I'm beginning to get scared. This has to be a sign of the Apocalypse. If he breaks out into Air Supply, I say we sneak up on him, drag him outside and beat the holy shit out of him. (Urian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Lance Armstrong has a 17th-century, 15-foot Spanish fresco of the crucifixion hanging on the wall of his Austin mansion. This doesn't mean - and some of you Armstrong acolytes might want to sit down for this - that Lance is Jesus. — Stephen Rodrick

I think that the United States should be the leader, not only militarily. We need to stand for freedom; we need to stand for justice in the world, because there aren't too many countries that do. — James K. Glassman

, Stanhope delayed a moment behind Miss Fox to add: "The substantive, of course, governs the adjective; not the other way round."
"The substantive?" Pauline asked blankly.
"Good. It contains terror, not terror good. I'm keeping you. Good-bye, Periel," and he was gone. — Charles Williams

The night was alive. So thickly was the snow falling that, brushing against a human face in its descent, it resembled the fur of a great beast. The fur was less cold than suffocating: it occupied space normally taken up by air and sound. But when the sledge stopped, the staid brazen tongue of a bell could be distantly heard. — Brian W. Aldiss

I was trying to decide if you'd be the type to roofie me. — Laurelin Paige

Some of the strongest warnings about judgment in the Bible come from the lips of Jesus. — Billy Graham

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow may be for us and it may not. — Della Reese

Hey Lord, would ya look out for her tonight, and make sure that all her dreams are sweet? Said now, would ya guide her on the roads, and make them softer for her feet? Hey Lord, would ya look out for her tonight, and make sure that she's gonna be alright, until she's home and here with me. — Billy Joel

If you use your will all the time, then it runs out. You deplete yourself and then, when you really need it, it's not there. — Frederick Lenz

Ella, being a royal bitch won't make you like me any less. It also won't change how I feel about you. — A.M. Madden

I did steal socks, but I got caught ... don't shoplift, anyone - don't do it! You're just gonna get caught. — Sara Shepard