Krabs Best Quotes & Sayings

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! — Mr. Krabs

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money ... and that's just sick. — Mr. Krabs

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea. — Mr. Krabs

The art we need is the art of bearing the unbearable. — Thomas Bernhard

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here. — Mr. Krabs

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. — Mr. Krabs

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY. — Mr. Krabs

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. — Mr. Krabs

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! — Mr. Krabs

MONEY is the ultimate source of joy. — Mr. Krabs

By our life and deeds of love, we are making the Church fully present in the world today. — Mother Teresa

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! — Mr. Krabs

This is my child. The child that could, and will, change the course of my life. You couldn't understand, and I don't expect you to. The future holds nothing but pain for me. Pain and loneliness. I don't have hopes or aspirations. I can't even contemplate what is to come. Because I know there's nothing but nothing. — D.H. Sidebottom

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? — Mr. Krabs

The remainder of my estate, including twenty-two percent of Barrington Shipping, as well as the Manor House - " Mr. Siddons couldn't resist a glance in the direction of Lady Virginia Fenwick, who was sitting on the edge of her seat - "is to be left to my beloved ... daughters Emma and Grace, to dispose of as they see fit, with the exception of my Siamese cat, Cleopatra, who I leave to Lady Virginia Fenwick, because they have so much in common. They are both beautiful, well-groomed, vain, cunning, manipulative predators, who assume that everyone else was put on earth to serve them, including my besotted son, who I can only pray will break from the spell she has cast on him before it is too late. — Jeffrey Archer

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. — Mr. Krabs

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say. — Mr. Krabs

I love this young people's music. — Mr. Krabs

I have a theory that I really want my kids to know - the only coloration that they make between dad being in films and reality is just a lot of people doing a lot of hard work. — Eric Bana

In no direction that we turn do we find ease or comfort. If we are honest and if we have the will to win we find only danger, hard work and iron resolution. — Wendell Willkie

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. — Mr. Krabs

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash! — Mr. Krabs