Kowarschik Quotes & Sayings

I trust you with my life. I'm pretty sure I love you. But more importantly, I like you. — Lynsay Sands

History never seems to teach us any lessons. But that is no reason to give up. — Paul Rusesabagina

We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I live in the space where God is. There is no question that that is why I am where I am, and why I have had the success that I've had, is because I allow myself to be guided by that which is greater than myself - than my personality. — Oprah Winfrey

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. — Joseph Heller

Good. She is planning lunch on the deck today, is on her way into town via her neighbor's house, where she has spent the last hour or so — Jane Green

Honestly, it's terrible, but I don't know if I've ever really read a Stephen King novel. — Jim Rash

I nearer than I was yesterday and further than I am today, tomorrow I'll be square one. — Racquel McDonnell

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan

The moment I got a chance I slipped aside privately and touched an ancient common looking man on the shoulder and said, in an insinuating, confidential way:
"Friend, do me a kindness. Do you belong to the asylum, or are you just on a visit or something like that?"
He looked me over stupidly, and said:
"Marry, fair sir, me seemeth - "
"That will do," I said; "I reckon you are a patient. — Mark Twain

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. — Ambrose Bierce

There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time. — Chelsea Handler

Is everyone with one face called a Milo?"
"Oh no," Milo replied; "some are called Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things."
"How terribly confusing," he cried. "Everything here is called exactly what it is. The triangles are called triangles, the circles are called circles, and even the same numbers have the same name. Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless."
"I never thought of it that way," Milo admitted.
"Then I suggest you begin at once," admonished the Dodecahedron from his admonishing face, "for here in Digitopolis everything is quite precise. — Norton Juster

He cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began, cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man. — Jim Croce