Kotlikoff Software Quotes & Sayings

But there are 90 million gun owners in the United States. Only 3.5 million want the insurance and magazines and the various things you get for joining the NRA. — Michael D. Barnes

I had this notion that I could convince people who were skeptical of national Democrats to vote for me because I could bring home the bacon, or because I could find some personal pitch to them. — Brad Carson

Statistics indicate that the church is rapidly losing in the population explosion. There are fewer Christians per capita every day. — Billy Graham

When we are on stage, we are in the here and now. — Constantin Stanislavski

There are enough bones in the human body to form a skeleton. — Jeff

Like thoughts whose very sweetness yielded proof that they were born for immortality. — William Wordsworth

Never shall I forget that night, the first night in camp, which has turned my life into one long night, seven times cursed and seven times sealed ... Never shall I forget those moments which murdered my God and my soul and turned my dreams to dust. Never shall I forget these things, even if I am condemned to live as long as God Himself. Never. — Elie Wiesel

A farmer is sitting on his porch in a chair, hanging out.
A friend walks up to the porch to say hello, and hears an awful yelping, squealing sound coming from inside the house.
"What's that terrifyin' sound?" asks the friend.
"It's my dog," said the farmer. "He's sittin' on a nail."
"Why doesn't he just sit up and get off it?" asks the friend.
The farmer deliberates on this and replies:
"Doesn't hurt enough yet. — Amanda Palmer

You are the gull, Jo, strong and wild, fond of the storm and the wind, flying far out to sea, and happy all alone. — Louisa May Alcott

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. — Henny Youngman