Korzhinskii Quotes & Sayings

Money is sacred as everyone knows ... So then must be the hunger for it and the means we use to obtain it. Once a man is in debt he becomes a flesh and blood form of money, a walking investment. You can do what you like with him, you can work him to death or you can sell him. This cannot be called cruelty or greed because we are seeking only to recover our investment and that is a sacred duty. — Barry Unsworth

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he's not alone in the way he feels about himself. — Kenneth Williams

Let your heart travel lightly. Because what you bring with you becomes part of the landscape. — Anne Bishop

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby

If a spiritual teacher says something that doesn't make sense to you, you should always listen to yourself and not the teacher. A little common sense would end all cults. — Frederick Lenz

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. — Josh Billings

What exactly was Jesus' take on violent capitalism? I also have some big ideas for changing the way we think about literary morals as they pertain to legislation. Rather than suffer another attempt by the religious right to base our legalese upon the Bible, I would vote that we found it squarely upon the writings of J. R. R. Tolkien. The citizens of Middle Earth had much more tolerant policies in their governing bodies. For example, Elrond was chosen to lead the elves at Rivendell not only despite his androgynous nature but most likely because of the magical leadership inherent in a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard. That's the person you want picking shit out for your community. That's the guy you want in charge. David Bowie or a Mormon? Not a difficult equation. — Nick Offerman

The greatest thing about music is putting it out there for people to figure out. — Diana Krall

You are not just one person, Candice. You're a whole tornado of a person. — Elle Casey