Kortyzon Quotes & Sayings

I didn't say the things I said. — Yogi Berra

Those sweetly smiling angels with pensive looks, innocent faces, and cash-boxes for hearts. — Honore De Balzac

When elected, I will make education funding a top priority and I believe
we must ensure those dollars reach our children and the classroom — Chris Christie

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies. — David Brin

From heart-experience, and in humblest sense
Of Modesty, that he, who in his youth
A daily wanderer among woods and fields
With living Nature hath been intimate,
Not only in that raw unpractised time
Is stirred to ecstasy, as others are,
By glittering verse but further, doth receive,
In measure only dealt out to himself,
Knowledge and increase of enduring joy
From the great Nature that exists in works
Of mighty Poets. — William Wordsworth

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. — Jasper Carrott

Ah! In fact there are two moralities ... The petty one, the conventional one, the one devised by men, that keeps changing and bellows so loudly, making a commotion down here among us, in a perfectly pedestrian way ... But the other one, the eternal one, is all around and above us, like a landscape that surrounds us and the blue sky that gives us light. — Gustave Flaubert

I want to test my maximum and see how much I can do. And I want to change the world of swimming. — Michael Phelps

There is no end to one's faults. To think of them makes one humble. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

Nature, which makes nothing durable, always repeats itself so that nothing which it makes may be lost. — Oscar Wilde

As much as we Egyptians treasure our military, acting alone it cannot provide the legitimacy to lay the foundations for democracy. — Mohamed ElBaradei