Korneffel Construction Quotes & Sayings

What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman! — Frankie Boyle

To keep a man a slave you do much the same as the cruel circus masters did to the elephant around the turn of last century. Clamp heavy chains around their legs and stake them to the ground. Then beat and terrorize them. After a while you no longer even have to stake the chain; the elephant gives up and just the mere rattle of the chain convinces the elephant there is no hope, so they give up and do whatever it is the circus requires. — Glenn Beck

Whatever man imagines is possible — Julie Andrews Edwards

Oh to be my verse an answering gleam from higher radiance caught — Frances Ridley Havergal

Omigod, I'm so bored I could shoot myself in the head with a knife. — Robyn Schneider

There is no such way to get much grace, as to be thankful for a little grace. He who opens his mouth wide in praise, shall have his heart lled with graces. Ingratitude stops the ear of God, and shuts the hand of God, and turns away the heart of the God of grace; and therefore we had need to be thankful for a little grace. — Thomas Brooks

Taking your husband's name when you became his wife was one thing. Taking your town's name when you became its beauty queen was something else again. — Nick Hornby

Anytime you're tempted to upsell someone else, stop what you're doing and upserve instead. — Daniel H. Pink

Things that people will say to me, mostly, is that you shouldn't have all these books. It's too expensive. — Fran Lebowitz

Dances are generally more fun to think about and get ready for than they actually are when you get there. — E. Lockhart

Every human is not born with the extraordinary capacity to accept himself unconditionally, the kind of acceptance that helps him to survive when the whole world stands in opposition.~ Aarush Kashyap — Kirtida Gautam