Komunis Di Quotes & Sayings

He's still singing to himself, eyes closed, pretending, I think, that I'm someone else.
I shout in his ear again. 'So you can't just lay down and die?'
He doesn't open his eyes, but he nods. 'You can't just lay down and die — Kirsty Eagar

Our immigration system is not broken. We don't need, and Congress shouldn't enact, amnesty. — Jan C. Ting

Muffin cups in my bakery were real sorcerer's apprentice material, like the dough for the cinnamon rolls every morning could have stood in for The Blob. — Robin McKinley

I wouldn't make fun of someone's nightmares until you've slept a night in his pajamas. — Jason Segel

Being a character actor, I can go on until I'm 70 or 80; I'm not bound to the way I look. — Sophie Okonedo

A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary
Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)
Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.
Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.
Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.
Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! — Nikki Sixx

Of course I'm totally biased, but I think my mom is an amazing educator. She continues to work tirelessly for the kids in her classes, year after year - despite the innumerable obstacles she faces. She is a huge inspiration to me. — Kandyse McClure

I love you, Silvia. I have always loved you. I loved you before forever began and I'll love you still after forever ends.
Oliver — Melodie Ramone

The immature person makes excuses to avoid the responsibility of his own potential. -Wade D. Sadlier — Wade D. Sadlier

The work of a science blogger is largely comprised of correcting and criticizing bad science news reporting. — Steven Novella

You may house their bodies but not their souls, — Kahlil Gibran