Kombi Van Quotes & Sayings

The Bible account of the creation of Eve is a preposterous fable. — Thomas Huxley

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. — Eugene Mirman

The more I accomplish, the more pressure I put on myself. — Oscar Pistorius

We have to keep asking ourselves: 'What does it all mean? What is God trying to tell us? How are we called to live in the midst of all this?' Without such questions our lives become numb and flat. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

We can surely no longer pretend that our children are growing up into a peaceful, secure, and civilized world. We've come to the point where it's irresponsible to try to protect them from the irrational world they will have to live in when they grow up. The children themselves haven't yet isolated themselves by selfishness and indifference; they do not fall easily into the error of despair; they are considerably braver than most grownups. Our responsibility to them is not to pretend that if we don't look, evil will go away, but to give them weapons against it. — Madeleine L'Engle

We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't stretch it out to make a whole episode because it would have been too long, but we always thought it was really good. — Kevin McDonald

With more than thirty thousand suicides a year, the act is the tenth leading cause of death in the United States. — Craig Johnson

It's my experience that people are a lot more sympathetic if they can see you hurting, and for the millionth time in my life I wish for measles or smallpox or some other easily understood disease just to make it easier on me and also on them. — Jennifer Niven

Christ's disciples were no orators, till the Spirit made them such. — Matthew Henry