Kolehmainen Veterinary Quotes & Sayings

Children are not a distraction from more important work. They are the most important work. — C.S. Lewis

Say that you love me. You don't have to mean it. You can lie. Just say it so I can pretend for a little while
Fen to Malick - Weregild — Carole Cummings

Money and goods are certainly the best of references. — Charles Dickens

(We cut back on expenses today to yield a better balance sheet next year. We avoid ice cream today for a better body next year.) — Chip Heath

Professional trust is a process, not a state. — Andy Hargreaves

You smell like a litter box. — Jennifer Hotes

It's now expected of me that I will defy expectation, so I really generally seem to be free to write what I want. — Jonathan Lethem

It's been said that adults spend the first two years of their children's lives trying to make them walk and talk, and the next sixteen years trying to get them to sit down and shut up.
It's the same way with potty training: Most adults spend the first few years of a child's life cheerfully discussing pee and poopies, and how important it is to learn to put your pee-pee and poo-poo in the potty like big people do.
But once children have mastered the art of toilet training, they are immeadiately forbidden to ever talk about poop, pee, toilets and other bathroom-related subjects again. Such things are now considered rude and vulgar, and are no longer rewarded with praise and cookies and juice boxes.
One day you're a superstar because you pooped in the toilet like a big boy, and the next day you're sitting in the principal's office because you said the word "poopy" in American History class (which, if you ask me, is the perfect place to say that word). — Dav Pilkey

Lack of truthfulness doesn't weaken a story if you can get enough people to believe the lie. — Orson Scott Card

A study of family portraits is enough to convert a man to the theory of reincarnation. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Am I your dom, little rabbit?"
"Yes." Her red-brown brows drew together. "What's wrong?"
"Not a thing." He gave her a faint smile, and his gravelly voice deepened. "I thought I'd tell you we're getting married next month."
~Nolan and Beth~ — Cherise Sinclair

I'd been dominant because I knew myself, and in knowing myself, I had the confidence to bind and hit and hurt, because I'd know when to stop. — C.D. Reiss

In travel, as in many other experiences in life, once is usually enough. — Paul Theroux

Nothing I do is done by popular demand. — Steve Martin