Kofod Christiansen Quotes & Sayings

Professor Henry Higgins: She's an owl, sickened by a few days of *my* sunshine. — George Bernard Shaw

I figured I'd spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market share over the next millennium. I wanted to ride the crest. The agent said that sounded pretty realistic. — Chuck Palahniuk

The closest to perfection people ever come is when they write their resumes . — John C. Maxwell

Comedy is inherently subversive because it turns the normal reality on its head. The art form is all about these questions and contradictions. In comedy, we're dealing with language that we all understand, but words can have a dozen other things around them that alter or affect meaning. — Paul Provenza

What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize. — Rick Riordan

When your breath is slow and deep, your mind calm, raise your hands and focus on your palms. You will feel the subtle energy that connects body and mind: LifeParticles. — Ilchi Lee

There are moments on stage when everything comes together. Then the kid in the front row coughs. — Connie Brockway

I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans. — Michael Caine