Koestner Quotes & Sayings

I was a greasy short-order cook. I just liked being greasy! That was a real departure for me. — Peter Jacobson

Many internal story lines are not rooted in our basic sanity or wisdom, but rather in our confusion. — Lodro Rinzler

The earth here is beautiful. And it still belongs to the dead. — Anne Rice

Love is the battlefield, those who want true love has to fight for it. Beyond differences created by humans such as caste, creed, country, religion, race and culture. — Santosh Kalwar

Here's my proposal, which is based on the TV show Survivor: We put the entire Congress on an island. All the food on this island is locked inside a vault, which can be opened only by an ordinary American taxpayer named Bob. Every day, the congresspersons are given a section of the Tax Code, which they must rewrite so that Bob can understand it. If he can, he lets them eat that day; if he can't, he doesn't. — Dave Barry

Even thugs cry, but do the Lord care? — Tupac Shakur

The best investment you can make, is an investment in yourself ... The more you learn, the more you'll earn. — Warren Buffett

After twenty plus years of performing hundreds of shows a year, I prefer to try things out on stage rather than for friends. I don't see the benefit in that, really. — Ted Alexandro