Klutzes Unite Quotes & Sayings

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket. — Jim Butcher

Sadly, the doctrinal ignorance in the pulpits of today is being replicated in the doctrinal ignorance and indifference of the pews, and the people are not even seeing the picture, much less getting it. — Albert Mohler

Where love fails we espy all faults. — John Ray

Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome. — Terry Pratchett

It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy. I will always be suspected. There is no escaping the past. — J.K. Rowling

Publication there [in Nimbus] was to prove a turning point ... The publication of his next volume of verse, Come Dance with Kitty Stobling, was to be directly linked to the mini-collection in Nimbus, and his Collected Poems (1964) — Patrick Kavanagh

First, how do we give everyone a fair shot at opportunity and security in this new economy? Second, how do we make technology work for us, and not against us - especially when it comes to solving urgent challenges like climate change? Third, how do we keep America safe and lead the world without becoming its policeman? — Barack Obama