Klippan Skolportalen Quotes & Sayings

My mom wasn't home to arbitrate, so he forced me to try to strangle him with a phone cord. — Felicia Day

Nothing tastes better than what one eats by oneself. — Andrew Lang

At the age of 41, I'm glad I still have hair. — Tony Stewart

Sometimes I think you like me better as a wolf." "Sometimes I do. It probably has something to do with the way you CAN'T TALK. — Stephenie Meyer

Lastly, they must be men of honest report, whose life and sound conversation are by their deeds perfectly tried and sufficiently witnessed of unto the people: and finally, they must be such as bear authority, and not be despised as rascal and vile knaves. — Heinrich Bullinger

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container. — Rita Rudner

Would that the majority could inflict the greatest evils, for they would then be capable of the greatest good, and that would be fine, but now they cannot do either. They cannot make a man either wise or foolish, but they inflict things haphazardly. — Socrates

Stop a minute and listen. I know I'm asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth and open your ears."
"I'm not the one talking."
Kyrian snarled at him. "Don't get smart with me."
"You want me stupid?"
"Nick ... — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I knew their kind: locked in the imagined glory of the past, scared of losing what they thought was theirs. — Hillary Jordan

Useless people are not improved by giving them the impression they are useful. — John Barnes

When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. — Brian Bosworth

I don't know any girls who appreciate getting a close-up snap of a guy's privates out of nowhere. — Holly Carpenter