Kliouka Schaffer Quotes & Sayings

Dear family,

I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine — Koh Choon Hwee

I was deeply misled by Lady Chatterley's Lover, which seemed to insist that running naked through damp undergrowth with wild flowers entwined in your pubic hair was just about the closest thing to heaven. — Julian Barnes

The only meaning to life is the one that you give it, and don't let anyone tell you diffrent. — Mathew Mather

My books are character-driven. They're not driven by the story. — Carl Hiaasen

We can shape our own potential. Art — Anders Ericsson

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise. — Jerry Seinfeld