Klingels Mazezilla Quotes & Sayings

I am actually a bit chubby, and I eat everything. I eat in a way - if my parents fed me the way I choose to eat as an adult, they would've lost custody. — Hari Kondabolu

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. — Paul Lynde

Poor Flemps and his wife - they little thought what a serpent of deduction they had been nourishing in their cab. — Andrew Forrester

As our planet takes action to cast out its manmade poisons and heal its man-caused wounds, many human inhabitants will no doubt give way to fear. Many will cling to seemingly powerful we're-God's-chosen-people religions, hoping that by so doing they will be saved from the wrath of a Vengeful God (not recognizing that the approaching "vengeance" will in reality be man's own actions coming back at him - and not recognizing that the Infinite Universal Power is far more than the narrow-minded gatekeeper of an exclusive Spiritual Country Club). — Benjamin Hoff

Each moment is an opportunity to make a fresh start. — Pema Chodron

I have tried sedulously not to laugh at the acts of man, nor to lament them, nor to detest them, but to understand them. — Baruch Spinoza

We see how everything - the whole world - is belittled by the idea that all creation is moving or ought to move toward an end that some body, some human body, has thought up. — Wendell Berry

If the existence of human beings leads to nothing, what is all this comedy about? — Camille Flammarion

The only thing you need to
do for now is get some rest and take good care of yourself until you do
know the answer — Elizabeth Gilbert

Through the 1990s, 'Reason' was a voice of 'dissident feminism,' upholding the equal dignity of both sexes and supporting the rights of individuals against a government that had gone mad over sexual harassment. — Virginia Postrel

A gift can never be cheap or insignificant because of the heart and love it carries. — Munia Khan

Goldfish get big enough only for the bowl you put them in. Bonsai trees twist in miniature. I would have given anything to keep her little. They outgrow us so much faster than we outgrow them. — Jodi Picoult

Perhaps there is something good that had come from this war: everything has been turned around, all the unfairness made grimly plain. It has given us everyday women a voice - dared us to stand up for ourselves, and to stand up for others. We have less to lose in this world of chaos and death, after all. — Jennifer Ryan

Whatever in Christ had the nature of satisfaction, was by virtue of His suffering or humiliation; whatever had the nature of merit, was by virtue of His obedience or righteousness. — Jonathan Edwards

Our minds are like our stomaches; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetite. — Quintilian