Klift Kerstin Quotes & Sayings

I wanted it, I wanted, I wanted, but the moment it was mine, it ceased to interest me. — David Sedaris

When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials. — Barry McCaffrey

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock. — Zach Galifianakis

Few people realize the number of things that are possible. — Richard P. Feynman

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud! — William Strunk Jr.

So, Mr. Nick,' murmured the valet, applying shaving soap to his employer's face with an ivory-handled brush, 'are you writing a book?'
Damn him, thought Lerner. He knows I detest conversation with a razor at my throat.
'My memoirs,' he muttered. 'A few jottings only. Waiting to die is such a bore, I write to pass the time.' ("The Overseer") — Albert E. Cowdrey

God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform, as Reenie used to say. Could it be that Myra is my designated guardian angel? Or is she instead a foretaste of Purgatory? And how do you tell the difference? — Margaret Atwood

Such an opportunity, where the state has undertaken to provide it, is a right which must be made available to all on equal terms. — Earl Warren

He just gotta give me that look When he give that look Then the panties comin off off — Nicki Minaj