Klemash Alpha Quotes & Sayings

I'm not stupid. I've got eyes. I see some things everyone else tries to pretend aren't there. This vampire craze sweeping the nation. Why the hell shouldn't there be some genuine vampires in it? — Jim Butcher

It was a puzzle for men how women never got tired of shopping, even if there was nothing to buy — Kenneth Eade

I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors. — Jim Gaffigan

We take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude. — Cynthia Ozick

Internet is radio for a lot of people. It's a place to get music and hear music, and no amount of clamping down will change that. — Jeff Tweedy

Slade blinked at them, and it actually took him a moment to retrace his steps and figure out what the hell had happened in the moron's pea brain to create such a catastrophic /fail. Realizing the inebriates probably had no idea what a palanquin was - and that they had heard the 'port' part of porter and thought he meant a sweet red wine, Slade almost walked over, took Tyson's gun, and blew off his own head rather than spend one more minute surrounded by such painfully clear dumbassery. — Sara King