Kleinbard Llc Quotes & Sayings

The same principle applies - the only difference is that this is the one area in which I'm just as spotless as you are. Can't I leave one rule unbroken?"
"One?"
"You know that I've stolen, I've lied, I've coveted ... My virtue is all I have left. — Stephenie Meyer

If a mother is sitting in a chair at the office, someone needs to be at home with her child. In some cases, that is a father. Much of the time, the material manifestation of the conflict is a nanny. — Mona Simpson

A refusal of nature as a model is a tradition that goes right back to Oscar Wilde. — Todd Haynes

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. — Brian Celio

It was a wine jar when the molding began: as the wheel runs round why does it turn out a water pitcher? — Horace

Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not let Daddy touch the microwave" followed by a comma, "or the stove, or the dishwasher, or the dryer." I'm embarrassed to add any more to that list. — Thomas S. Monson