Klefbom Yahoo Quotes & Sayings

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on. — Dana Gould

Every thing is of the nature of no thing. — Parmenides

Have you fallen in love, Will Henry?"
"That's stupid."
"What is? Love, or my question?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know? You've tried that trick once. What do you suppose it will work better the second time?"
"I don't love her. She bothers me."
"You have just defined the very thing you denied. — Rick Yancey

The sorrow which has no vent in tears
may make other organs weep. — Henry Maudsley

We were beginning to understand why, in pre-anaesthetic days, the Bible had stipulated that suicide was a sin. Anything other than the prospect of eternal damnation, and the human race would probably have done away with itself at the first sign of the dentist. — Kate Griffin

Those authors into whose hands nature has placed a magic wand, with which they no sooner touch us than we forget the unhappiness in life, than the darkness leaves our soul, and we are reconciled to existence, should be placed among the benefactors of the human race. — Denis Diderot

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome. — Tina Fey

Faith in Christ is a one-time decision that leads to a lifetime of growth. — Stephen Caldwell

Writers are nosy people; we are endlessly curious: we ask questions when we shouldn't - we peek around corners when we are least expected. — Ann Turner

You can't educate a child who isn't healthy, and you can't keep a child healthy who isn't educated. — Joycelyn Elders

This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking. — Megan Amram

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. — Nikita Khrushchev

Employees speak of being fearful opening emails and feeling increasingly helpless in the face of the deluge. Physiologically, we now know that the state of continuous disruption puts us into a constant state of hormone-induced stress. — Noreena Hertz