Klaverjassen Quotes & Sayings

Whenever a maker and a thinker get together, really cool stuff happens. — Max McKeown

You can't do it, can you? Just turn it off and let us fuck you? — Kit Rocha

If it wasn't a chaotic scene, if it was an orderly evacuation, we would be able to give you specifics about what our preferences would be, such as evacuating first the disabled, then the elderly and infants. That would of course be our preference. But the reality on the scene does not permit that. We're going to do the best we can with the resources we have. — David Catania

Good and evil have always existed. They always will. It's only our stories about them that ever change. — Chuck Palahniuk

By the way, most of the light that comes from the sun is green. — Bill Nye

We opt to be seen as 'right' in the eyes of everyone else, rather than doing what's 'right' in light of the situation. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

I'm inspired by people who are so sensitive and vulnerable that they try to cover it up. — Jessica Chastain

Why does the lizard stick his tongue out? The lizard sticks its tongue out because that's the way its listening and looking and tasting its environment. It's its means of appreciating what's in front of it. — William Shatner

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube. — Al Yankovic