Klaus Hargreaves Quotes & Sayings

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. — Stephen King

I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways. — Neil Innes

He moved so suddenly that before I knew it, he had already picked me up and thrown me to the bed.
"What the heck? What do you think you're doing?"
"Let's go to sleep."
Was that the code for 'let's have sex'? — Alyloony

Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face. — Peter Sagal

Fogarty rolled the cylinder in his fingers.' Know what's interesting? I had a look at this thing when they took it out. The insides are burned out.'
Are they?' Blue asked mildly.
It takes a lot to burn out one of those implants - almost impossible, in fact. You must love him very much,' Fogarty said quietly.
Yes,' Blue said. 'Yes, I do. — Herbie Brennan

Depth has one address: fidelity in love ... — Laura Schlessinger

If truth were told, most of us spend longer each day on personal cleanliness than on practical godliness. — Alistair Begg

The opposition has moved from a blaming the victim to blaming the victim's advocate's statistics. Irrespective of what the numbers are, it's far too many. — Patricia Ireland

Fuck, can you give me a ride to Office Depot when I'm done with these dildos? — Jon Konrath