Klapaucius Quotes & Sayings

No longer a stranger, you listen all day to these crazy love-words. Like a bee you fill hundreds of homes with honey, though yours is a long flight from here. — Rumi

loved, and indulged to the full extent of her father — Colleen McCullough

We're all in prison. All of us are in prison, but some of us have a key. — Iyanla Vanzant

It talked about the isolation felt by gifted young people whose social skills could not keep up with their intellects and who were often ostracized. — Dan Brown

You put junk in, junk comes out. You put good in, good comes out. — Jack LaLanne

Barack Obama is a symptom rather than the problem. He didn't declare himself president; America chose him. — Mark Steyn

The best place to look at failure is in the rear-view mirror. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

I am a happy camper so I guess I'm doing something right. Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder. — Henry David Thoreau

I remember Mum repeatedly telling us we had good hearts and good brains. When she said that we'd say 'thanks' and it might have sounded as if we were thanking her for seeing us that way but actually we were thanking her for giving us whatever goodness was in us. — Helen Oyeyemi

I know who I am and I like being me. As much as I care about David, I don't want to be with someone who doesn't accept the whole me. — Robyn Butterfield Buttars

I love you," I told him. "And all of this, our life, is everything I wished to have but wasn't sure I could keep. I never felt like that with Alex, James. I always knew that what we shared wouldn't last. He never belonged to me. Not the way you do. — Megan Hart

You don't even know these people in your blurbs. Most of them are dead and Stephen King is probably going to press charges. We're really going to need to increase your visits. - MY CURRENT SHRINK — Jenny Lawson

If I were a child of Tibet or of Arabia, I suspect the path I'd walk would be the Buddhist path or the Muslim path. And I don't mind saying that I don't invalidate any of those paths. — John Shelby Spong

When working with an orchestra, you never spend more than 20 minutes per recording session. — Placido Domingo

Not that this deterred him and his friend Klapaucius from further experimentation, which showed that the extent of a dragon's existence depends mainly on its whim, though also on its degree of satiety, and that the only sure method of negating it is to reduce the probability to zero or lower. All this research, naturally enough, took a great deal of time and energy; meanwhile the dragons that had gotten loose were running rampant, laying waste to a variety of planets and moons. What was worse, they multiplied. Which enabled Klapaucius to publish an excellent article entitled Covariant Transformation from Dragons to Dragonets, in the Special Case of Passage from States Forbidden by the Laws of Physics to Those Forbidden by the Local Authorities. — Stanislaw Lem

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove. — Gene Simmons