Kite Runner Chapter 1 5 Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. — Jeff Foxworthy

When u have concepts(revelation) the way u live changes — Ikechukwu Joseph

But it was now time for her to go away - to find someone who could show her what happiness was. — Lang Leav

The best thing - in Shadow's opinion, perhaps the only good thing - about being in prison was a feeling of relief. The feeling that he'd plunged as low as he could plunge and he'd hit bottom. He didn't worry that the man was going to get him, because the man had got him. He was no longer scared of what tomorrow might bring, because yesterday had brought it. — Neil Gaiman

You don't have to be a writer, though, to know that making fun of yourself is a good way to deflect being made fun of. Like many people, I am hypercritical about myself so that I beat the haters to the punch. When I acknowledge my foibles first, no one else can use them against me. I've taken away everyone else's power to make me feel less about myself by doing it first. — Jen Lancaster

sloppy kiss, and then I said, "Someone'll — Robert J. Conley

You need more than a beginning if you're going to start a book. If all you have is a beginning, then once you've written that beginning, you have nowhere to go. — Neil Gaiman

Personally, I could have cared less. — Max Brooks

I was more addicted to self destruction then to the drugs themselves ... something very romantic about it — Gerard Way