Kit De Luca Quotes & Sayings

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. — Jimmy Carr

Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along. Fate wins. — Terry Pratchett

My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. — Tiger Woods

The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?" — Jerry Seinfeld

The bicycle is the noblest invention of mankind. — William, Saroyan

Mark what and how great blessings flow from a frugal diet; in the first place, thou enjoyest good health. — Horace

My first novel, 'Sacrifice,' was set on the Shetland Islands. — Sharon Bolton