Kishon Pronunciation Quotes & Sayings

Knowing to do the right thing, but playing stupid to oblige to it, is still lying. — Anthony Liccione

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down. — Kinky Friedman

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought. — Pierre Bayle

You're not boring. You've got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you. — John Green

Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses. — Rainbow Rowell

That's how it is with us. You're solid, I'm liquid. You part the waters, I'm your wake. — Colleen Hoover

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. — Zach Galifianakis

Tom, had you and I been 40 days with Moses, and beheld the great God, and even if God himself had tried to tell us that three was one ... and one equals three, you and I would never have believed it. We would never fall victims to such lies. — John Adams