Kirstens Archive Animal Quotes & Sayings

Between 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse. — Caitlin Moran

You shouldn't ask questions like that, sweetheart. You'll never get the truth out of a man with a hard-on. — Victoria Vane

Recent fads in history and biography have increasingly exalted the aridity of chronology and fact, and have, with some valid reason, rejected romanticizing and the presumption of guessing at the inner thoughts of historical figures. Unfortunately, the result has largely been not to demythologize the past, but merely to dehumanize and depersonalize it. As Roger Mudd has pointed out, 'Too many of today's historians [and biographers] ... seem to have forgotten that the writing of history is a literary art. — Markham Shaw Pyle

And It's not entirely true that I've never been in love. I had a pet gerbil in first grade.... — Rachel Cohn

Don't focus on what happened, focus on what you will do next. — Grace Octavia