Kirsikkapuisto Quotes & Sayings

I often observe the absurdity of dreams, but never dream of the absurdity of my waking thoughts. — Thomas Hobbes

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming. — Maria Bamford

Even though I am smiling, I have some suffering in my heart. — Chen Guangbiao

The concentrated mind is a lamp that shows us every corner of the soul. — Swami Vivekananda

Folly always knows the answer. — Mason Cooley

Only someone with antediluvian views on sex would be anti-dildo-lovin'. — Brian McElroy

The day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The funeral of Andrew Jackson at the Hermitage was flawed when his pet parrot had to be removed because it kept squawking out the profanity Jackson had taught the foul fowl.20 — Craig Shirley

After all, the seeds of depression cannot take root in a grateful heart. — Andy Andrews

Let us repeat the two crucial negative premises as established firmly by all human experience: (1) Words are not the things we are speaking about; and (2) There is no such thing as an object in absolute isolation. — Alfred Korzybski

Change is most sluggish at the extremes precisely because the derivative is zero there. — Steven Strogatz

I don't tend to go out that much. — Dominic Monaghan

Sunscreen is my number 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 tip. I'm a fanatic, partially because I live in L.A. and have fair skin and freckles, and partially because of my kids. My mom always made me wear sunscreen and I'm trying to be that mom for them. — Alison Sweeney

Few politicians are good at taking the high ground and throwing themselves off it. — Peter Mandelson