Kippered Jerky Quotes & Sayings

It's a very enclosed world on Wall Street. — Leslie Cockburn

I swear on time, which is the beginning and the end of everything, that everybody is always at lost ... — Mesa Selimovic

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

As a young person growing up in Washington, D.C., summers were hot, humid and relentless. My friends and I grew more restless and adventurous with every passing year. — Henry Rollins

I've been thinking that of late - she said. - Thinking what? - That the world of Henry James is becoming very small for me. — Donna Leon

I'm fighting to make childcare more affordable for working parents so they can continue working and advancing their careers, closing wage gaps that for too long have held women back from the fair economic opportunities they need. — Kirsten Gillibrand

In the '90s, comedy was at a very low point, but these days, you've got people like Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, Maria Bamford - people who can play any club, anywhere. — Andy Kindler

The clause too, reprobating the enslaving the inhabitants of Africa, was struck out in complaisance to South Carolina and Georgia, who had never attempted to restrain the importation of slaves, and who on the contrary still wished to continue it. Our northern brethren also I believe felt a little tender under those censures; for tho' their people have very few slaves themselves yet they had been pretty considerable carriers of them to others. — Thomas Jefferson

If any young man wants to be a true temperance man let him go and get the delirium tremens, that'll settle it. — Dan Rice

Successful writing is a slow, daily, meticulous form of mental illness. — Don Roff

Light and Darkness. One cannot exist without the other. There is no true Master, without the power of balance. — Luis Marques

God is real. God is here now. God is this moment revealed. For the most part, we are lost in the past and future world of the mind. To experience the living Presence of God in all things present, we will have come to where God is. We will have to become fully present. Otherwise we have no choice but to believe in God or disbelieve in God and neither is true, for the truth is beyond belief! — Leonard Jacobson

Honestly, my splurges happen at Target. I'll go and spend, like, $600, and I don't know why! And then I'm really happy about it, but then I'll be like, 'Why did I do that?!' — Brooke Elliott

I am going to build something big for you. — Andrew Smith