Kinison Comedian Quotes & Sayings

True gardeners cannot bear a glove Between the sure touch and the tender root. — May Sarton

Civilization exists precisely so that there may be no masses but rather men alert enough never to constitute masses. — Georges Bernanos

I believe in the salvation of humanity, in the future of cyanide ... — Emil Cioran

The reality is that most innovative work is incremental improvement. It's about staying ahead of trends as opposed to reacting to trends. — Bill Sheridan

Life's most important lessons are not found in the lesson plans. — Tamara L. Chilver

As they used to say 'What if they gave a war and nobody came?' How worthwhile if they declared a day of peace and everybody came. — Ed Asner

If you like Obama, if you like a Washington that offers free stuff and taxing the rich, that's what you get. I don't see him evolving as a president. — Nina Easton

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia. — Kurt Vonnegut

Radicalism is as British as tea and cakes, as much a part of our make-up as monarchy and football. It will never have its own jubilees, palaces or honours system. — Geoff Mulgan

Life makes itself with little heed for the appropriate ( p 136). — Eimear McBride

People write negatives things, cause they feel that's what sells. Good news to them, doesn't sell. — Michael Jackson

Dr Strauss said I had something that was very good. He said I had a good motor-vation. I never ever knew I had that. I felt proud when he said that not every body with an eye-q of 68 had that thing. I don't know what it is or where I got it but he said Algernon had it too. Algernons motor-vation is the cheese they put in his box. But it cant be that because I didnt eat any cheese last week. — Daniel Keyes

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. — Ambrose Bierce

Life's like a mayonnaise soda. — Lou Reed

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. — Sam Kinison

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. — Sam Kinison