King Size Homer Quotes & Sayings

He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA. — Shaquille O'Neal

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy. — Tim Allen

I'm the white Mohammad Ali. — John Cena

Stephanie was ... intense. That's the best word to describe her, Del. The best one. — Sarah Ockler

Jeff then proceeded to ask me a few questions, mainly dealing with how I'd react in certain situations, what I'd do if I saw a fellow employee stealing, and just general questions I was asked at my last job. I guess he wanted to make sure I was morally sound and not somebody who was going to steal paperclips and sell them on the black market. — M.L. Young

Forgiveness happens in the beat of a heart, forgetting takes a lifetime. — Jewel E. Ann

He couldn't see how you could scare the shit out of somebody with math, but it seemed you could. — Jonathan L. Howard

There is something disorderly about the death of a young person. In a universe disturbed by so much over which we have no control, an untimely tragedy rattles the teeth of our already shaken confidence. We want to domesticate death, fight it on our own turf, in familiar rooms with shades drawn evenly, top sheets turned back, and a circle of hushed voices closing in. — Faye Moskowitz

You take a different view of your actions when you come to understand, when you are made to understand every day that your existence is necessary - you see, absolutely necessary - to another person. — Joseph Conrad

Writing is rewriting... If you fall in love with the vision you want of your work and not your words, the rewriting will become easier. — Nora DeLoach

So many of the chemical reactions occurring in living systems have been shown to be catalytic processes occurring isothermally on the surface of specific proteins, referred to as enzymes, that it seems fairly safe to assume that all are of this nature and that the proteins are the necessary basis for carrying out the processes that we call life. — John Desmond Bernal

Sometimes people need to lie to themselves most of all. — Patrick Ness

He was going to need God Almighty to come down from On High to explain this one. — Kelly Moran

Michael tried to focus, but he found himself consumed by his past, by the memories he had tried to silence. — Brittney Sahin

show?" My heart just about leapt out of my — Jessica Sorensen