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King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Ned Vizzini

I'm not better, you know. The weight hasn't left my head. I feel how easily I could fall back into it, lie down and not eat, waste my time and curse wasting my time, look at my homework and freak out and go and chill at Aaron's, look at Nia and be jealous again, take the subway home and hope that it has an accident, go and get my bike and head to the Brooklyn Bridge. All of that is still there. The only thing is, it's not an option now. It's just ... a possibility, like it's a possibility that I could turn to dust in the next instant and be disseminated throughout the universe as an omniscient consciousness. It's not a very likely possibility. — Ned Vizzini

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Bernard DeVoto

The water of life was given to us to make us see for a while that we are more nearly men and women, more nearly kind and gentle and generous, pleasanter and stronger than without its vision there is any evidence we are. — Bernard DeVoto

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Michael Chabon

A smile opened, thin as a paper cut, in the bottom of Flowers's face. — Michael Chabon

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres

Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday. — Ellen DeGeneres

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Aman Mojadidi

The body of work I create combines traditional storylines and postmodern narrative strategies to approach themes such as belonging, identity politics and conflict, as well as the push towards - and resistance against - modernization. — Aman Mojadidi

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Enya

It's a noisy environment we all live in, whether it's traffic or the workplace, so it's very difficult to think about your life in general. A lot of people are afraid to do that. They like to hide behind their work and not face up to a big problem in their life. — Enya

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Claire Messud

The whole world seemed a maze of shifting mirrors in which I wandered alone, looking always and frenziedly for the exit back into my real life, where people had substance, did as they said they would, and were whole. — Claire Messud

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not the length of life, but the depth. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Mortimer J. Adler

The beauty of any work of art is related to the pleasure it gives us when we know it well. — Mortimer J. Adler

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Jo Walton

Libraries really are wonderful. They're better than bookshops, even. I mean bookshops make a profit on selling you books, but libraries just sit there lending you books quietly out of the goodness of their hearts. — Jo Walton

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Jon Jones

Just to clear the record ive never turn down a mma fight against anyone and never will. — Jon Jones

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Jane Austen

I do not find it easy to talk to people I don't know. — Jane Austen

King Joffrey Funny Quotes By Alethea Kontis

They say that secrets live at the bottom of a wine bottle. Mama had made it there the night before, slow glass by slow glass, but she'd never spoken a word. — Alethea Kontis