Kinda Dismissive But True Quotes & Sayings

but strangely enough, his eyebrows and eyebrows were intact. — Arkady Strugatsky

The thing with dying, well, with death really, is that there's a difference between being someone who knows they can really die at any time and someone who doesn't. — Jo Walton

It is the duty of mankind on all suitable occasions to acknowledge their dependence on the Divine Being ... Almighty God would mercifully interpose and still the rage of war among the nations ... He would take this province under His protection, confound the designs and defeat the attempts of its enemies, and unite our hearts and strengthen our hands in every undertaking that may be for the public good, and for our defense and security in this time of danger. — Benjamin Franklin

- It lacks glamour?
- It lacks mob emotion-appeal.
- Same thing. — Isaac Asimov

Whatever Congress decides to do, in all fairness the only ones who should vote on this issue are members who themselves have never had sex outside of marriage and never lied about their sex lives either denying or exaggerating! — Patricia Ireland

He was not a god. He was my dad.'
'You can be both,' she said. 'It happens. — Neil Gaiman

What are you thinking?" she asked. "I'm thinking that you are all good things in one place," he said. — G. Willow Wilson

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. — Dennis Miller

I think I've gotten more attention after the Olympics than any other U.S. athlete, and it's really great that people are recognizing who I am and what I do. You look at Shaq and you see a basketball player. You look at Tiger Woods and you see a golfer. But people are responding to who I am. — Johnny Weir

You're better off believing in God they'd warn you, just in case. Because you'd hate to arrive at the gates of heaven a nonbeliever and find out the Christians had been right all along. It was a pretty ingenious line of thinking. It almost made me want to go to church. Not enough to actually go, but still. — Drew Magary

If a man has knocked out the teeth of a man of the same rank, his own teeth shall be knocked out. — Hammurabi

With less competition to fear, companies are emboldened to raise their mark-ups and profits. That lifts share prices and thus the wealth of already wealthy shareholders. — Edmund Phelps

[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater of the absurd. — Ed Koch