Kikker Quotes & Sayings

I am going out one door, and shall go through another. — Baal Shem Tov

No judgment, no condescension. Just hope. — James Frey

Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. — Mark Twain

The hassle over the word 'proof' boils down to one question: What constitutes proof? Does a UFO have to land at the River Entrance to the Pentagon, near the Joint Chiefs of Staff offices? Or is it proof when a ground radar station detects a UFO, sends a jet to intercept it, the jet pilot sees it, and locks on with his radar, only to have the UFO streak away at a phenomenal speed? Is it proof when a jet pilot fires at a UFO and sticks to his story even under the threat of court-martial? Does this constitute proof? — J.D. Gray

Late fees are the enemy of early literacy because instead of promoting responsible behavior, they suppress library visits for some of the people who need the institution the most. And of course these fees don't promote children being more responsible, but only reveal to children how irresponsible, ignorant, or unaware their own parents are. -- Amy Dickinson — Kyle Cassidy

What you want to do is, you want to get away from people being afraid to show their work, which is the first thing, because they don't want to be shot down. — Dennis Muren

Mothers are only human, you turn it over to God and then you just wing it. — Jo-Ann Mapson

God huffed and took a couple more breaths before he released his secret to his best friend. No one knew this story except him and the DA of Clayhatchee, Alabama. "When — A.E. Via