Kiffy Youtube Quotes & Sayings

Well, I think," said Nobby, "that when you rule out the impossible, whatever is left, however improbable, ain't worth hanging around for on a cold night wonderin' about when you could be getting on the outside of a big drink. — Terry Pratchett

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. — Hedy Lamarr

I never show anything to anybody until I've finished it. — Irwin Shaw

Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. My mama, she told me don't worry about your size. She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night. Yeah I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll, so if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along. — Meghan Trainor

I guess anyone would be nervous to give your life over to someone to make a film about it. — Jill Eikenberry

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. — Jerry Seinfeld

Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ... duct tape. — Cornelia Funke

Unfortunately, some of our greatest tribulations are the result of our own foolishness and weakness and occur because of our own carelessness or transgression. — James E. Faust

Your life is your story. Write well. Edit often. — Susan Statham

She pulls away, pats me on the shoulder with three mini-pats, like those used to pet reptiles. — Dave Eggers