Kid Friendly Funny Quotes & Sayings

Keep right on lying to me. That's what I want you to do. — Ernest Hemingway,

For every establishment there is a stir-up virtue — Sunday Adelaja

Sharing dark skin doesn't necessarily make two men brothers — Sherman Alexie

Make others happy, and you will be happy yourself. — Lorenzo Snow

Something will work out tomorrow, I thought. And if not, then tomorrow I'll do some thinking. Ob - la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on. — Haruki Murakami

Fear is a force that sharpens your senses. Being afraid is a state of paralysis in which you can't do anything. — Marcus Luttrell

When I was a kid, my mother told me that if you could not be a good loser, then there's no way you could be a good winner. — Halle Berry

We are not the same, I am a martian. — Lil' Wayne

By the time I went up to Cambridge, I was extremely quiet and well behaved, although I now meet people who remember me as not like that at all. — Claire Tomalin