Kickstand Lodge Quotes & Sayings

The Lord does not want us to "miss supper." In fact, He has a great feast prepared for those who return clean and pure through the door. — M. Russell Ballard

We are women. We are attractive. We have great bodies. You can't escape that fact, so why not use it to our advantage? If sex sells, I'm all for it. — Lisa Leslie

These aren't my scars, cuts, and bruises. These are my medals of honor. — Bryan Stevenson

I graduated from Jones College, man, in Jacksonville, Florida, baby! I couldn't get in anywhere else, man. I was the worst student ever. I couldn't get in anywhere else. My father insisted I go to college, so I graduated, made the dean's list and everything. — Joe Piscopo

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.' — Jim Gaffigan