Kibbitz With Doug Quotes & Sayings

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me. — Art Linkletter

The orator is thereby an orator that keeps his feet ever on a fact. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bone-char is a granular material produced by charring animal bones. Bone- char is used to refine crude oil into petroleum jelly. — Kayla Fioravanti

Susan's gotta poker, you know," it said, as if anxious to be helpful.
WELL, WELL. INDEED. MY GOODNESS ME.
"I fort-thought all of you knew that now. Larst-last week she picked up a bogey by its nose."
Death tried to imagine this. He felt sure he'd heard the sentence wrong, but it didn't sound a whole lot better however he rearranged the words. — Terry Pratchett

At 1 A.M. a parking garage feels like a crime scene in waiting. — Drew Magary

Bella." Edward's voice was right beside me, relieved now. "Can you hear me?" "No," I groaned. "Go away. — Stephenie Meyer

Nothing of value comes without being earned. — Michael Jordan