Khomeini Funny Quotes & Sayings

I felt knowledge and the unity of the world circulate in me like my own blood. — Hermann Hesse

The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." The lawyer frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft." — Alan King

I'm just a girl, With a dream that got the best of me, In a world that believes fame is everything. — Miley Cyrus

I see water and buildings ... Oh my God! Oh my God. — Madeline Amy Sweeney

There is a crime commited by the society against the individual,a crime that is commited afresh each day — Victor Hugo

I am in charge, therefore I am officially the only one allowed to panic. — Simon R. Green

Just because he's a spider doesn't mean he deserves any less concern! — Rachel Caine