Khalas Quotes & Sayings

Yes, etiquette is hypocritical. Yes, it does inhibit children - if you're lucky. But the idea that it's elitist and irrelevant is like saying language is elitist and irrelevant. — Judith Martin

When I grew up in Tasmania, you thought that London was home. You waited to go to England as soon as you graduated, in my case on a ship bound for London via Genoa. — Christopher Koch

In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out. — Garry Shandling

The intention is what you become." by Gary Zukav — Catalina Adams

Spiritual master is representative of God. Similarly, king is also representative of God. The father is also representative of God. These are the statements of the sastras. Because they will guide. The king will guide. The spiritual master will guide. The father will guide. What is that guidance? That guidance is how one can become Krishna Conscious by education, by culture. — A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

As part of my research for An Anthology of Authors' Atrocity Stories About Publishers, I conducted a study (employing my usual controls) that showed the average shelf life of a trade book to be somewhere between milk and yoghurt. — Calvin Trillin

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience. — Ambrose Bierce

You ran a light anyway, dickhead! — Julie Kagawa

then p'r'aps we may get into what the 'Merrikins call a fix, and the English a qvestion o' privileges. — Charles Dickens

I get to hang out with Billy Bob Thornton at his house. We hang out over there every time we're in L.A., because he doesn't go out. We'll hang and he'll play us some of his tunes. It's pretty awesome. — Chris Daughtry

The Church is a house with a hundred gates: and no two men enter at exactly the same angle — G.K. Chesterton