Keystone Light Funny Quotes & Sayings

Our attitudes toward retirement, marriage, recreation, even our feelings about death and dying may make much more of an impression than we realize. — Eda LeShan

Dedication, absolute dedication, is what keeps one ahead! — Bruce Lee

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication. — Don Herold

I believe, from reading biographies, that the great musicians have also been great cooks: Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk, Max Roach. I think I've worked out why this is - unsociable hours, plus general creativity. — Jamie Cullum

The occult town was vibrant, busy with fiddles playing themselves on street corners, and enchanted paper lanterns hanging mysteriously string-less in the dead of night. Lycanthropes chattered with each other in alleyways between the hotels and inns. Fairies stalked in the shadows, preying on unfortunate cats and mice. Hearty Elves with round bellies and rosy smiles worked late into the night, pushing their wooden carts filled with baked goods and meats. — Shayne Leighton

I understand that it would be easier for you to think of him as a hero. But, Valerie, he did kill a lot of kids. Probably not a lot of people are going to think of him as a hero. — Jennifer Brown

A virtue that only causes havoc and unhappiness is worth nothing. You can call it virtue if you like. I call it cowardice. — W. Somerset Maugham

I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower. — Jessica Pare