Kevin Hart Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings

God, how I hate the future. It's a cult. A tyranny of progress. And anyone who speaks against it is shunned. But all tyrannies must efficiently erase the past if they're to work. I like the past. The past was solid, simple, and real. The rooms were large, the food was good, and we knew who our enemies were. I feel misty for old tyrannies. The ones which beat you, enslaved you, tried to break your spirit, and in doing so gave your life the only enhancement it really needs: a sense of purpose. The tyranny of the future doesn't take away our choices; it swamps us in them. It doesn't curb our freedoms; it tube-feeds us with them until we rupture like neglected factory geese. — Matt Suddain

People who do not accept the new, grow old very quickly. — Auguste Escoffier

I'm surviving on caffeine and a cold heart — Kay Whitley

Rivals accused Whitney of being overrated; bloggers accused her of being lucky. What she was, mainly, was right. — Michael Lewis

Without my big brother, I probably literally wouldn't be here. — Mikey Way

I'd bet the leeches are looking for me. Because I glow and I'm wicked smart. They probably want to breed with me. (Regin) — Kresley Cole

The doctor, if he forgets he is only the assistant to nature and zealously takes over the stage, may so add to what nature is already doing well that he actually throws the patient into shock by the vigour he adds to nature's forces. — Herbert Ratner

How can you say that love is blind? Keener than a young eagle's is its sight. — Franz Grillparzer

The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited. — Oscar Hammerstein II

Sometimes in our relationship to another human being the proper balance of friendship is restored when we put a few grains of impropriety onto our own side of the scale. — Friedrich Nietzsche

But the thing is that, in the end, we each must decide how comfortable we are with how much we hurt other people — Chris Abani

When you train yourself, through repetition and practice, to overcome procrastination and get your most important tasks completed quickly, you will move yourself onto the fast track in your life and career and step on the accelerator. — Brian Tracy