Kevin Hart Funny Quotes & Sayings

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart

My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation. — Kevin Hart

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

How the hell do you wake up dead? — Kevin Hart

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart. He's the man! I like his style. He's short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he's just a really funny dude - great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on a stage for an hour and tell stories and make people laugh is incredible. — Cameron Boyce

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. — Kevin Hart

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

Females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , I aint even gonna argue with you! — Kevin Hart

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? — Kevin Hart

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. — Kevin Hart

I try to be funny and not ignorant. — Kevin Hart

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience. — Kevin Hart