Kevans Roast Quotes & Sayings

Two elements of successful leadership: a willingness to be wrong and an eagerness to admit it. — Seth Godin

If your religion has not changed your life, youd better change your religion. — Adrian Rogers

Prayer is the atmosphere of revelation, in the strict and central sense of that word. It is the climate in which God's manifestation bursts open into inspiration. — Peter Forsyth

Thad: "But this is a boy, and you need to think of your reputation if you're spending time alone with him - "

Ari: "Learning how to put a man's eye out or take him down at the knees. Very romantic stuff, Thad. Very romantic. Oh, and we also hid a body together, so we're practically engaged. — C.J. Redwine

One grey hair appeared on my head
I plucked it out with my hand.
It answered me: You have prevailed against me alone -
What will you do when my army comes after me? — Yehuda HaLevi

Try to be happy within the context of the life we are actually living. Happiness is not a situation to be longed for or a convergence of lucky happenstance. Through the power of our own minds, we can help ourselves. — Wayne Coyne

If something's going to happen for you, it will, you can't make it happen. And it never does happen until you're past the point where you care whether it happens or not.
I guess it's for your own good that it always happens that way, because after you stop wanting things is where having them won't make you go crazy. — Andy Warhol

The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless. — Bill O'Reilly

I expect God to use me, not because of who I am but because of who Jesus is. Not because of what I've done, but because of what Jesus has done. — Rick Warren

None of this 'different diets' lark. I can't remember the last time I tried some new fad. — Kate Winslet