Keurig Funny Quotes & Sayings

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm. — Nadine Velazquez

To look into some aspects of the future, we do not need projections by supercomputers. Much of the next millennium can be seen in how we care for our children today. Tomorrow's world may be influenced by science and technology, but more than anything, it is already taking shape in the bodies and minds of our children. — Kofi Annan

Sometimes, something meaningless occurs, somewhere with meaning. — F. Thomas Vincent

Social media is a double-edged sword. I've gotten in trouble for announcing, too soon, something that the network or the studio wanted to do, and it steals some of the thunder, so to speak. — Charisma Carpenter

Maybe we don't recognize satisfaction because it is disguised as radical generosity, a strange misnomer in a consumer culture. — Jen Hatmaker

If he was less motivated by compassion than anger at what he saw as the arrogance of capital,he chafed,nonetheless,to regulate it. — Edmund Morris

Those who spend too fast never grow rich. — Honore De Balzac

Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism. — Hedrick Smith

You're going to figure it out, as you go. I think that's how people feel about having children, as well. You're not going to learn how to do it until you do it. — Jess Weixler

There is not always a good guy. Nor is there always a bad one. Most people are somewhere in between. — Patrick Ness