Keurig Coffee Maker Quotes & Sayings

I'm going to need you to stay calm." "What I need is a bottle of Xanax," Christina huffed. "You'll be fine." Melissa glanced at the clock. As expected, Jonathan rushed out of the bedroom, grabbing the mug she was holding out for him, and — A.V. Scott

All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of. — Joe R. Lansdale

The ability to write compelling emails may be the single most useful talent an organizer can possess. — Bill McKibben

Indeed, it's not a stretch to say that most voters no longer choose their representatives; instead, representatives choose their voters. — Barack Obama

While researching this answer, I managed to lock up my copy of Mathematica several times on balloon-related differential equations, and subsequently got my IP address banned from Wolfram|Alpha for making too many requests. The ban-appeal form asked me to explain what task I was performing that necessitated so many queries. I wrote, "Calculating how many rental helium tanks you'd have to carry with you in order to inflate a balloon large enough to act as a parachute and slow your fall from a jet aircraft." Sorry, Wolfram. — Randall Munroe

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. — Mo Rocca

Everything that can be thought at all can be thought clearly. Everything that can be said can be said clearly. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

I was going round the world searching for an interesting place, when I realized that the place that I was in was already interesting. — Emmet Gowin

In this atmosphere of wintry desolation and isolation, this slowly, very slowly increasing chill, my hands and lips started to freeze. Had I extinguished the sun? Had I killed the heart of all life? — Hermann Hesse

Little Joe was still behind him. Eli could feel it. He wanted to look back, but he couldn't. The tears were too close. If he were Fancy, he'd turn around and kick and buck and moo and do just about anything to keep his calf near. But Eli wasn't Fancy; he was a farmer. — Sandra Neil Wallace

You can't do anything sensible until you know what the situation is that you're in. — Julian Assange

Good health, peace of mind, being outdoors, camaraderie - those are all wonderful things that come to you when running. But for me, the real pull of running - the proverbial icing on the cake - has always been racing. — Bill Rodgers