Kesselring Comedy Quotes & Sayings

While I was waiting to die, I still had the Journal of Nineteenth-Century Studies. — Michel Houellebecq

Raise both your hands if you think you can get a fair trial in this country. There, now the stupid among you have dropped the book and the rest of us can continue on. — Christopher McDevitt

I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid. — Joan Rivers

This is the problem of all great revelations: their significance so often exceeds the frame of our comprehension. We understand only after, always after. Not simply when it is too late, but precisely because it is too late. — R. Scott Bakker

It is for the latter that I always wanted to be an actor: to play characters who are always on the move. — Tony Curtis

The reason I became such a successful athlete was my mind was saying that no matter who you put up against me, I am better, I am the best. — Michael Jordan

You know, ballet might be too formal of a title for the type of dance I do, but I love to dance. — Jeff Bridges

For me the game of love is much like hunting a man on foot with a knife. It's not over until the blade is clean. — Vladimir Putin

The flower display continued through the town. Window boxes adorned the shop fronts, hanging baskets hung from patent black lampposts, trees grew tall in the main street. Each building was painted a different refreshing color and the main street, the only street, was a rainbow of mint greens, salmon pinks, lilacs, lemons, and blues. The pavements were litter free and gleaming as soon as you averted your gaze above the gray slate roofs you found yourself surrounded by majestic green mountains. — Cecelia Ahern

O Lord, Thou knowest that which is best for us; let this or that be done, as Thou shalt please. Give what Thou wilt, how much Thou wilt, and when Thou wilt. Deal with me as thou thinkest best. Place me where Thou wilt, and deal with me in all things just as Thou wilt. Behold, I am Thy servant, prepared for all things: I desire not to live unto myself, but unto Thee; and oh, that I could do it worthily and perfectly! — Thomas A Kempis