Kesmith Quotes & Sayings

The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. — Iliza Shlesinger

When I was in college, my graduation thesis was called 'Female Directors.' I interviewed all of the important female directors from Mexico. There were four. That was it. — Patricia Riggen

She was right. The thought circled round Madelyn's mind as she lay in the blankets they'd piled in front of the hearth and watched the Yule log burn. Her home had never looked more beautiful. — Jess Schira

If you show a poetry professor your shiny new multiple choice teaching technology, he will invite you to exit his office. — Andrew Ng

Doctor(to patient): Give me your parent's number so that we can tell them what a bad boy you have been.

Patient(Confused, unwilling): You don't need to.

Doctor:Hospital Rules!!! And no matter how much i hate dead people, I hate Unpaid bills more — Durjoy Datta

The more things we can get kids to do correctly off the court, the more they will do correctly on the court. — Mike Jarvis