Kert Sz Ll S Quotes & Sayings

If you put two pregnant hamsters in the same cage, you know what they'll do? Eat each other. Female hormones are like undetonated warheads. There's just no telling when they're going to go the fuck off. — Emma Chase

Urge him with truth to frame his fair replies; And sure he will; for wisdom never lies — Homer

He was watching me, and he chuckled.
"Do you know how a man tames a wolf?" he asked me.
"No," I said.
"You get some clothing that you've been wearing for a while, and you toss it in with her. In the cage or the cavern where she sleeps. That first one, she rips up, shreds it to nothing. The second one, she just mouths it a bit, gets a taste. Inhales, like you're doing there. The third but of clothing, she starts dragging it around, loving on it, sleeping with it. And then you've got her under your spell. She's got the scent of you, wants to keep it around. She'll follow you everywhere."
"Are you calling me a wolf?" I asked.
"Are you calling me a man?" he said. — Delilah S. Dawson

Life is a rotten lottery. — John Waters

Sometimes I wake up before dawn, and I love sitting up in the middle of the bed with all the lights off, pitch-black dark, and talking to the Father, with no interruptions and nothing that reminds me that there's anything in life but me and Him. — Charles R. Swindoll

Nature has made a pebble and a female. The lapidary makes the diamond, and the lover makes the woman. — Victor Hugo

Every American is free to do anything at all here in this supposedly great free country. Why don't they use their freedom and liberty to pursue happiness? — Matthew Quick

Exhaustion is not a status symbol or a badge of honor. Stop the glorification of busy and learn to nurture your soul. — Amanda Gates

Pinterest is like window shopping 3.0. — Gary Vaynerchuk

Book 3: Fatal Consequences — Marie Force

I would not be allowed to be in the web series without playing 'Halo.' I'm awful, by the way. I'm much better at the live action version. — Anna Popplewell

I want my people to understand that because only man is capable to laugh, that means laughter is the highest point of consciousness, the highest point of understanding, the highest point of evolution. That's why I have started calling laughter "the prayer time." — Rajneesh

Government has no resources of its own. Government can only give to us what it has previously taken from us. — Rick Scott

Life is love, heartache and strain,
Yet the strength to overcome it all keeps me sane. — O.C.